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8 side projects.
I checked analytics on zero of them this month.

Sound familiar? You bought the domains. You shipped the MVPs. You have no idea which ones anyone actually visits.

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Overwhelmed lobster with browser tabs
cool-saas.dev
last checked: ???
my-tool.app
last checked: ???
side-thing.io
last checked: ???
weekend-hack.sh
last checked: ???
that-api.dev
last checked: ???
blog-nobody-reads.com
probably dead
2am-idea.app
definitely dead
the-one-that-worked.com
...maybe alive?
You
ok be honest. which of my projects actually get traffic?
🦞 Your Agent
I checked all 8. Here's the truth:

the-one-that-worked.com — 847 visits/week 🔥
cool-saas.dev — 156 visits/week
my-tool.app — 43 visits/week
Everything else — <5 visits combined 💀

You have one winner you're ignoring and 5 dead projects. Want a daily report?
You
847?! I had no idea. yes, daily report please
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The multi-project problem

You can't check 8 dashboards. So you check zero.

The side project spiral:

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You ship a lot

New idea every few weeks. Buy domain. Build MVP. Ship. Feel great.

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You don't track any of them

Setting up analytics for each one? Logging into 8 dashboards? Life's too short. So you just... don't.

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You have no idea what's working

One of them might be getting 1,000 visits a week. You'll never know. You're already building the next thing.

→ Your AI agent monitors all 8. Tells you which ones are alive. 🦞

The fix

One agent. All your projects. Zero dashboards.

Add once, ask whenever.

1️⃣

One script tag per project. 2 min each.

<script src="api.agentanalytics.sh/tracker.js">
Copy-paste into each project. Auto-tracks page views. Done.

2️⃣

Ask your agent "how are my projects?"

One question. All 8 projects. Ranked by traffic. Your agent calls the API and gives you the full picture in 10 seconds.

3️⃣

Morning briefing: "Here's what's alive"

Daily summary across all projects. Winners, losers, and the one getting surprise traffic you didn't know about.

Stop guessing. Start knowing. ☕

Not just analytics

Your agent doesn't just track. It grows.

Once you know which projects are alive, your agent takes the next step.

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Funnels — find where users drop off

"page_view → signup → purchase" — your agent spots the bottleneck across all 8 projects. No dashboard hopping. One API call per project.

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A/B experiments — test the fix

Your agent creates an experiment, swaps a headline, monitors statistical significance, ships the winner. Declarative HTML — no SDK, no flicker.

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Retention — are users coming back?

Cohort-based retention tracking. Your agent knows which projects have sticky users and which ones are leaking. Across all 8. Automatically.

→ Track → Find the leak → Test a fix → Ship the winner → Repeat. For every project. 🦞

Developer relaxing while lobster monitors all projects

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Works with OpenClaw 🦞, Claude, GPT — any agent that makes HTTP calls.

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