🌵 Your side projects right now

Tumbleweeds rolling past dead dashboards you haven't checked in months. What if your AI agent just... told you?

Desert scene with tumbleweeds rolling past dead monitors, lobster tapping developer

📊 Your Project Dashboard (last checked: ???)

cool-saas.app 💀 dead?

that-2am-idea.dev 🌾 tumbleweed

weekend-project.io 🤷 no idea

portfolio-v12.com 🤷 no idea

actually-good.sh ↑ maybe alive??

You

hey which of my projects are actually getting traffic?

🦞 Your Agent

Checked all 5 projects:

actually-good.sh — 892 visits this week ↑34%
cool-saas.app — 156 visits, steady
that-2am-idea.dev — 2 visits (both you) 💀
weekend-project.io — 0 visits in 30 days
portfolio-v12.com — 0 visits in 30 days

actually-good.sh is blowing up. Want me to dig into where the traffic's coming from?

You

wait actually-good is getting traffic?? YES dig in

Stop Guessing — Start Free →

Free tier for unlimited projects · Then $2 per 1,000 events

⭐ Or Self-Host It — MIT Licensed

Works with OpenClaw 🦞, Claude, GPT — any agent that makes HTTP calls

The problem

You ship fast. You forget faster.

The lifecycle of every side project:

🚀

Week 1: Peak excitement

Ship it, post it everywhere, refresh analytics 47 times per hour. Every visit sparks joy.

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Month 2: The desert phase

You started 2 new projects. The analytics dashboard? You'd have to remember the password.

🤯

Month 6: The realization

One of those "dead" projects was quietly getting 500 visits/month. Someone posted it on HN. You missed it.

→ Your AI agent would've told you on day 1. 🦞

The fix

Let your agent tend the garden 🌱

Open source analytics your AI agent actually reads.

1️⃣

One script tag per project

<script src="api.agentanalytics.sh/tracker.js">
Add to all your projects. 5 minutes total for 5 sites. Done forever.

2️⃣

Your agent queries the API

Agent-friendly REST API. Your OpenClaw 🦞, Claude, or GPT agent calls GET /query and summarizes everything. No dashboard needed.

3️⃣

Daily briefing, zero effort

Set it once. Your agent checks all projects every morning and pings you: "hey, actually-good.sh is up 34% — someone shared it on Reddit."

No more tumbleweeds. Your agent's got eyes on everything. 🌵→🌱

Open source. Headless. Desert-proof.

MIT licensed · Runs on Cloudflare edge · Free tier for unlimited projects · No credit card
Your agent watches your projects so you can keep shipping new ones.

Stop Guessing — Start Free →

Free tier · Then $2 per 1,000 events · No credit card

⭐ Or Self-Host It — MIT Licensed